What can melt your heart?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

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Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

He- (blank face)

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- (laughs)

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

What can melt your heart?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Everyone - okay didi.

hearhim (ignore my voice)

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Do you think President-Elect Donald Trump won the presidency fair and square, or do you think the GOP resorted to blatant unlawful practices to tilt the election?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

What do most wives fantasize about?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Scene- oath ceremony

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Talks with kids.

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Shruti Verma

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Me- (keep laughing)